"Well," said the captain, almost reasonably, "the last time something like this came up I ended up bribing Gaila to do it, except I promised her three hours of cunnilingus, and allegedly as a Starfleet captain I am unable to offer people sexual favors in exchange for doing my will."

"I can't believe Spock said that to you," said Nyota.

"I know, ( Read more... )

just fyi today Amy is redoing Kagami so he runs a double boot of Vista and Solaris (I thought I was just going to get like, Fedora or something but Amy apparently desires to fiddle with Solaris without actually fucking around with installing it on Toshiko or Mini-Me [idek what her netbook is named eta: K-9 because she needs never to mock me over ( Read more... )

title: We Used to Talk
pairing: kirk/spock
rating: G
disclaimer: yeah, no.
summary: it's like the twins in the spaceship.
notes: god i hate writing vulcans Q_Q x-posted to hell and back, sry

( even atlantis sank into the ocean's floor )

Which song is actually one of the gayest ones i have ever heard, and I include NEWS warbling determinedly that they are barefoot Cinderella boys in that number. THERE NEEDS TO BE A VID, OKAY.

( I should, logically, either watch the damn movie or start burning through TOS on Youtube or buy it or something - Spock drops the L-Bomb, a scrap thereof )